Goodie Grab Bag # 3
In my utopia, there will be no weapons. Except for a sword that I place in somebody's house so we can have a witch hunt. Also, there are no witches in my utopia.
1: So I converted from Catholicism.
2: Oh? Why?
1: Well, I saw Father Thomas at the grocery store, and he was acting really nice. He offered to get me a blowpop.
2: …then why'd you convert?
1: Well, it turned out he said something different.
You know, I think I'm gonna build my own house when I grow up. That's right. And I'm gonna build it in a big hole. Yep. That way, whenever people come to visit, they'll arrive at the address and be like, "Hey, where's Seth's house?" Then they'll wander around the lot for a bit, and fall into the hole. Sure, they'll break a few bones, but they'll say, "Hey! There's Seth's house!" Then we'll have a few beers and laugh about it.
A: Don't make me whack you with my Bible!
B: …is that legal?
Budweiser: Because life is too short to eat lunch.
1: Oh, don't get me mad. When I get mad, I get...thwacky.
2: 'Thwacky'?
1: Yeah, it's like wacky, but with extra thwacking.
2: Ah.
Swedish Noodle Co.: You know you want to.
1: So I converted from Catholicism.
2: Oh? Why?
1: Well, I saw Father Thomas at the grocery store, and he was acting really nice. He offered to get me a blowpop.
2: …then why'd you convert?
1: Well, it turned out he said something different.
You know, I think I'm gonna build my own house when I grow up. That's right. And I'm gonna build it in a big hole. Yep. That way, whenever people come to visit, they'll arrive at the address and be like, "Hey, where's Seth's house?" Then they'll wander around the lot for a bit, and fall into the hole. Sure, they'll break a few bones, but they'll say, "Hey! There's Seth's house!" Then we'll have a few beers and laugh about it.
A: Don't make me whack you with my Bible!
B: …is that legal?
Budweiser: Because life is too short to eat lunch.
1: Oh, don't get me mad. When I get mad, I get...thwacky.
2: 'Thwacky'?
1: Yeah, it's like wacky, but with extra thwacking.
2: Ah.
Swedish Noodle Co.: You know you want to.
This rant brought to you by seth at 2:05 PM has:
7 Comments:
"I am punching you out of love. Love for punching."
just FYI, but to my knowledge that's from the simpsons.
otherwise, very good seth, I shall be retaliating soon. I just don't have as much in the reserves.
SWEDISH NOODLE COMPANY ROCK ON!!!
aeger: deleted.
zoe: acknowledged.
ha ha!
Good grab bag. I love this stuff. The more we retaliate, the more we force ourselves to come up with new material (and, presumably, the more other people are entertained. But who cares if people like it-- it's comedy!).
So, prepare for a retaliation on my side as well. Not because I'm mad or anything, just because I like Goodie Grab Bags.
Oh my God. It took me a litte bit to get the Catholic joke, but when I did I burst out laughing. It's like on The Daily Show - "Growing up, I had my own green monster. Father Green."
~Mia
blowpop? what else sounds like blowpop?
....ohhhhhhh
The actual quote is (I believe):"Marge I framed out of love. Love of not having my license revoked!"
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