Goodie Grab Bag # 2
1: Say, there's something I've been meaning to ask you---
2: No, I'm not gay.
If there's anything that camp taught me, it's that there are some things you should never do on a bus.
A: You know what this world needs more of?
B: What?
A: Close-range gunfights.
It's amazing how many of life's problems can be solved by something as simple as a shotgun.
1: Joke time: Why did the plane crash?
2: Why?
1: Because the pilot... was a TOMATO!
2: ...
1: Because the pilot... was a TOMATO!
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
A: I knew she watching me. So to avoid awkwardness, I walked with my head down.
B: ...
A: ...and then I crashed into the wall.
It's not that I don't like people who are different than me. I just want them dead.
1: If your life was an ice cream flavor, what would it be?
2: Tropical berry.
1: Oh really.
2: Yes, I'm full of fruity zest for the whole family.
If the Bible was a pie, no one would eat it.
2: No, I'm not gay.
If there's anything that camp taught me, it's that there are some things you should never do on a bus.
A: You know what this world needs more of?
B: What?
A: Close-range gunfights.
It's amazing how many of life's problems can be solved by something as simple as a shotgun.
1: Joke time: Why did the plane crash?
2: Why?
1: Because the pilot... was a TOMATO!
2: ...
1: Because the pilot... was a TOMATO!
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
A: I knew she watching me. So to avoid awkwardness, I walked with my head down.
B: ...
A: ...and then I crashed into the wall.
It's not that I don't like people who are different than me. I just want them dead.
1: If your life was an ice cream flavor, what would it be?
2: Tropical berry.
1: Oh really.
2: Yes, I'm full of fruity zest for the whole family.
If the Bible was a pie, no one would eat it.
This rant brought to you by seth at 6:33 PM has:
13 Comments:
"If there's anything that camp taught me, it's that there are some things you should never do on a bus."
I definitely learned that lesson from Canobie Lake a couple years ago.
you've got it wrong Seth, it's "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you." :D
Zeus dammit Seth, that ain't fair!
I used up my reserves on my last goodie grab bag and you know it.
Grr... You win this round, buddy, but it isn't over.
Hey, hey, Seth, my 13-year-old man!
How would you like to publish authentic Gabe the Beaver columns in your local paper?
Free of charge.
I write 500 words a week, so, if you print monthly, as I infer that you do, you'd have a selection of four columns to print (or all of the above, or possibly, some original material). Your choice, bud.
Only condition is that you must snail mail me 10 or so issues of each edition.
What do you say oh, buddy, oh, pal?
Somehow I don't think that would work.
Dammit Gabe! That beaver just gets everywhere. I should just eliminate all of the links from my website and forbid commenting. Then he'd have to go bother strangers instead of my peeps and homies.
*sigh* Anyway, I retorted with a new grab bag. Sometimes I feel I can be too petty, but then I realize I have better shoes, hair, and hands than everyone else and laugh to myself at how terrible everyone's feet, head, and hands look compared to mine.
Ha ha ha!
Gabe--
Sadly, our paper's advisor insists upon proper decorum. I'm sure our editorial editors....well, maybe just the stupid-crazy one*....would approve, but I doubt el advisero would approve of a guest column by someone who has never even seen my school.
Pixel--
Touché.
*lucky me that I get to deal with a stupid-crazy and smart-crazy (smart-stupid-crazy?) editorial page editors!
which one is crazy smart? i hope you dont mean ben he got like an F in every class last year (i should know i was in ALL his on teams yuck bad times)
haha prov is crazy
-zoe
I feel sorry for you, you have to work with Miller. How annoying is he?
Smiterbob––very.
zoe--smarter than charlie, at least
your all assholes. Ben is an extremely intelligent person, he just has an absence of social skills that can become irritating in some circumstances. Charlie I have no defense for, the grimlin boy exists in a land where none but his mother has ever been.
Oh, and smiterbob, don't you dare make fun of someone else for being annoying.
hmmm, you're doing this, Pixel's doing this, perhaps I should do this. . . *maniacle luaghter*
ha ha! done *please note that I have no idea what html means* www.quailitude.blogspot.com
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