I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts
Well, I was too lazy to write a top 100, so I came up with a new idea. This post starts the whenever-I-feel-like-it series of Funny Quotes posts. In each post, I will give a topic/scenario and ask you to write things that correspond to it. Since that sentence makes no sense, and I can't think of a better way to rephrase it, here's an example:
Topic:
Things to Say During an Awkward Silence
Comment/Response:
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"
"Wouldn't it be cool if jellyfish could fly?"
"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
et cetera.
The first topic shall be:
[drumroll]
Things People Think While Standing In An Overcrowded Elevator
And to get you going, here's a sample response:
"Shouldn't that be in a cage?"
Knock yourselves out. The winner gets...well, let me think about that.
Topic:
Things to Say During an Awkward Silence
Comment/Response:
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"
"Wouldn't it be cool if jellyfish could fly?"
"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
et cetera.
The first topic shall be:
[drumroll]
Things People Think While Standing In An Overcrowded Elevator
And to get you going, here's a sample response:
"Shouldn't that be in a cage?"
Knock yourselves out. The winner gets...well, let me think about that.
This rant brought to you by seth at 7:52 PM has:
15 Comments:
"Now is it the annoying businessman or the guy with the beer gut who has his hand on my ass?"
Hmmm, I'm trying to think of something better, but I can't think of anything. I'm sure inspiration will strike just as I'm falling asleep and I'll forget by morning.
~Mia
okay, I know I can't win 'cause I'm the judge, but I was lying in bed thinking of things to say during an awkward silence (shut up. it helps me sleep) and this fits perfectly in this scenario too.
"Man, I'm horny."
It's slightly disturbing to know that my parents may read this in the future, but damn, it's funny.
Oh yes, downright hilarious.
~Mia
"Don't I look sexy in this straightjacket?"
"Okay, okay, stay calm. No one knows it's you. Just blame the smell on the next person that gets off."
Ya know what would be funny? if when we get to the 80th floor, the elevator falls and then just before we crash, the technician is all like, "Smile! You're on Candid Camera!"
Yes Mia, it is hilarious. The things I think of late at night...
Keep 'em coming...Max, don't forget to comment before you leave tomorrow!
"I am clusterphobic. If you do not all get off rightnow, I will implode."
i have a good one.
oh god i think im getting hard. (for a guy )
"I are squid!!!"
"Who's got a boner? *raise hand*"
Hold your stomache, look sick and say "man, I shouldn't've eaten that eigth burrito... {sighhhh}"
Oh, and swallow really loud so it looks like you just did one of those things where you kinda puke but end up swallowing it back down...
Yeah... THAT's a winner. ;-}
I'm...very...gassy...right...now...
Must be said in the right way (i.e. by me)
And Just so everyone know, since seth probably forgot to tell u, once this is all good and done Seth and I will make it into a CASS production and put it on W.O.R.D
and in the theme of sick, disgusting, perverted entries, I will say "No! Do not go to lift off! This is a very crowded elevator!"
(applause)
hey I think I can see my house from here
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